Stupid Wii Accessories: Shark Gun and Gamer Glove
Dec. 28Oh, sure, we've got the Wii Zapper now, which lets you encase your controllers in plastic while actively reducing your in-game performance. But you know what I'd like even more? Something plastic that made my Wii remote look more like, I don't know... a shark?
Wait, you say it's already out there?
Awesome! My one complaint with Umbrella Chronicles when I played it was that I never had the feeling I was launching explosive projectiles at zombies from a shark's mouth. Now I can!
Okay, so... I've been thinking, holding on to my Wii remote with my hands is just too much effort. And that wrist strap? Clearly for the overweight and indiscriminately promiscuous. I want to, say, wear a glove that attaches my Wii remote right to the palm of my hand, so I only have to wrap my fingers around it loosely.
Oh, snap, that's out too?
Comments
How about we save some money and just duct tape the remote to our hands?
Look at where the trigger is coming out from in relation to the shark's body. Uhhh, no thanks PEGA.
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