Angry Boy Urinates on Brother's Wii
Jan. 4
Nintendo hardware is tough, and generally made to withstand a lot of punishment. An angry four-year-old's urine is apparently not in the range of threats Nintendo obsessively product-tests against. From the distinctly tabloid British paper the Metro:
Ellis Emsley weed all over six-year-old Danny's prized Nintendo Wii leaving it water- logged and out of action.
Their mother Kerry, 25, said: 'It seems Ellis got fed up with Danny being obsessed with the Wii and refusing to play with him.
'He was told it was his turn on the Wii next, but he took it a bit too literally and used his secret weapon to sabotage the machine.
'Danny was speechless with rage, Ellis knew he had done something wrong and went and hid under his bed.'
That's right, internet. Those two solid days of pee jokes we told back when Nintendo first revealed the Revolution's real name? Totally justified.
Comments
Days?
4 years old and already a video game wiz.
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